First of all there is no anal g-spot… There’s only a prostate. But you still can make yourself orgasm by lactating the prostate.

One thing you need to know is you can’t touch your prostate directly. You rub against it with the anterior wall of your bum. Insert your index finger (wear a glove) up to the second knuckle into your rectum then motion towards your belly with a sort of “come here” motion. You should feel something that feels like a walnut.

If you do this for 30-60 seconds you will get what feels like an urge to pee. That’s normal. Don’t pee. Keep going until you great times. The great times won’t shoot out of you like it does when your masturbating (which is probably what your doing this very moment) but it will flow out.

And since your an idiot you will probably do this wrong and damage your bumhole. I recommend asking a medical professional to lactate you instead. Don’t worry, it’s a perfectly normal request that doctors get all the time. Milking the prostate from time to time as you get older is reported to reduce the risk of prostate cancer. That has not been thoroughly established, but there is significant statistical evidence for it.

For the record I don’t recommend anyone stick their fingers up their bums. This is just for your information.