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At the far end of flamebait where the ancient spam sits and even the quality posts are loaded with **** and no cool things are posted excepting nice mammary glands Is the street of the edited LeetLol
And deep in the spam, some posters say if you look far enough you can still see, today where LeetLol once stood Just as long as it could Before someone edited LeetLol Away
What was the leetlol? and why was it there? and why was it edited and pasted somewhere? From the far end of flaimbait where the ancient spam sits Old Evil Trout still posts there Ask him about it.
You won’t see Evil Trout. Don’t emptyquote his post. He stays on his server, the “Crotch Zombie” host He stays on his server on his private klan where he makes his own forum out of mathematical plans And on special slow code days in august he clicks out of his forum and sometimes, he posts and he tells how the LeetLol was edited away He’ll tell you, perhaps if you’re willing to pay
AT the end of his thread he posts you a link and you have to donate five BP and a drink and an illustration of furry porn of a great great grandmother skink
Then he follows the link to his paypal account to see if you’ve paid him the proper amount
FWASH Up fwashes the IDC interface to your eyes and old Evil Trout’s musings are slowly reprised they can’t come quickly for IDC’s fried and creeps and crawls as the old server sighs since he clogs it up with porn of guys on guys. Now I’ll tell you, he writes with his post color gray, how the LeetLol got edited and removed away It all started way back, such a long, long time back
Way back in the days when the internet was hot the links were all good and full of content and the flames of TSB kept fabulous persons enraged One morning I came to this homo-free page and I first saw the posts! The flamebait posts the humor filled fun of the flamebait posts! Page after page on the server and host.
And next to the posts I saw klan SRSLY romping about with their dedicated RP as they played in the forum and gave us all glee
from the secret clan forum came the horrible flock of **** YOU posters posting the most hideous shock
but the posts! Those posts! Those flamebait posts! All my life I’d been searching for posts with humor foremost Their clever language was more fiendish than satan and they had content that flowed unabated
I felt a great leaping of joy in my heart! I knew just what I’d do A forum I’d start
In no time at all, I had built a small game then I spammed out an ad for my game that was lame and with great skillful skill and with great thoughtful thought, The poster who posted, I banned him for toxx
The instant I did it, I saw a KA POW I looked and I saw something come from the profile of the poster I’d banned it was sort of a man describe him? that’s hard. I don’t know if I can.
He was shortish and goofy and spammy and loopy and he typed with a style that was direct yet droopy
EVIL TROUT he typed while my brain popped like a toaster I AM LEET LOL and I speak for the posters I speak for the posters for they have no content and I’m asking you sir, with font at 200% he was very upset as he plotted and planned, who was that poster you recently banned?
Look, Leet lol, I said, there’s no cause to complain when rules get put in place that’s a common refrain. They’re really quite helpful. This rule is called BOLDCAPS BOLDCAP’S a thing that everyone hates! It’s annoying! It’s deliberate! It’s malicious! It trolls! But it has other uses, yes far beyond those! You can spam up the forums, tubmail, your stall take its virginity, or post to them all! This rule will benefit everyone, posters great and small! Leetlol said Sir! You are crazy with gay there is no homo on earth who also thinks that way.
But the very next minute I proved he was jive for just at that minute came NOOB65 and he thought the rule that I made was fantastic I made him a mod and his enforcement was drastic
I repeat! Cried leetlol, I speak for the posters!
I’m busy, I told him my Xbox is calling, go write about toasters I surfed forth on the web and I wrote all my friends searched my old e-mails and combed all the dead ends I wrote jalapeno bootyhole and the other other hole and timmeh and abdulla and said come quickly bros we’ll make a great forum with dozens of rules if need be we’ll change them we’re nobody’s fools I’ll make you accounts and we’ll begin to accrue
and in no time at all in the game that I made my posters were spending the browniepoints (pre-paid) we were all making rules that affect non-RP hosters then spamming up RP and banning the posters
Then OH! BABY! OH! just like to baby**** my erection did grow Now banning one poster at a time was too slow!
So I quickly invited my second mod Tubs Who banned four posters like he beat them with clubs We were making rules twice as fast as before and the leetlol? he didn’t show up any more.
But the next week he posted in my new wiki spoiler He snapped I’m the LeetLol who speaks for the posters which you seem to be banning, which is not to boast But I’m also in charge of klan SRSLY who played on the forums in dedicated RP and happily posted, with carefree glee NOW thanks to your banning my friends all around No clever response to RP can be found And my poor friends klan SRSLY are all getting antsy without any trolling from their permabanned PANTSy
They loved posting here, but I can’t let them stay They need good posting and I hope that they may. Good luck boys and girls, and I send them away.
Here I, Evil Trout, felt sad, as I watched them all go but a forum’s a forum, and a forum must grow Regardless of good posting in forums, you know.
I meant no harm, I most truly did not But I had to grow bigger. So bigger I got. I biggered my forum. I biggered my game. I biggered my moderators. I biggered the flames of the posts that I banned. I was banning them all From Brainfreeze! Full of Sbum! GGM! And Wechall! I went right on biggering…selling more BPs. And I biggered my money, which everyone needs.
Then again he came back! I was stroking my male reproductive organ When that old nuisance Leetlol came back with a stick I AM THE LEETLOL he swung it with anger This banstick you’ve got is a really huge danger
Evil Trout! He typed through a haze of **** posts Evil Trout! Your laws are the most inconvenient, despicable, arbitrary and cruel My poor TSB, they ran from your rules None can post good posts during a ban from the host
And SO, said the leet lool, please pardon their dust they’ll no longer post here; their flaming would rust.
Where will they go? I don’t hopefully know. They may have to troll for a month, or a year, to escape from the rules you’ve spammed up around here.
What’s more, snapped the LeetLol (his dander was up) let me say a few words about this anonymous stuff The **** posts are keeping **** YOU from the air who can post shock with anon crap everywhere? So I’m sending them off, their future is dreary their hard drives will empty, they’ll get very weary in search of a forum with shock free (in theory)
And then I got mad I got terribly mad I yelled at the LeetLol Now listen here, Dad! All you do is yap-yap and say, Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Well I have this site, sir, and I’m telling you I intend to go on doing just what I do! And for your information Leetlol, I’m figgering on biggering and Biggering and BIGGERING and BIGGERING!! turning MORE and more rules into creeds which all forums everywhere, EVERYWHERE need!
And at that very moment, a sound like a can of rocks the last truly great poster just got banned for toxx His name had been FAIL he’d had no remorse our beaten down mods had had no recourse
All posters were lame, no more game no more work to be done. All other posters complained that the place was no fun They jumped ship to ****holes superiour to ours and posted about rainbows, light and stars
Now all that was left on my now empty forum was my quote pasted reply the leet lol, and I
The leetlol said nothing, just gave me a post a very sad, backhanded reply of a post as he edited himself so his post was a ghost
and I’ll never forget the grim look on his stall covered with spam and crap beyond recall after editing himself for a last time and all.
Then all the leetlol left here in this mess was an edited post with one word… UNLESS Whatever that meant, well, I just couldn’t guess
That was long, long ago. But each day since that day I’ve sat here and worried and worried away. Through the years, while my forums have fallen apart, I’ve worried about it with all of my heart.
But now, says Evil Trout, Now that you’re here, the word of the LeetLol seems perfectly clear. UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
SO… Catch! calls Evil Trout. He lets something fall. It’s a very good thread. It’s the last one of all! You’re in charge of the last of the good threads. And good threads are what everyone needs. Start a great thread, Treat it with care.
Give it good grammar. Keep replies all fair. Form a forum. Protect it from Spammers that spam Then the Leetlol and all of his friends may come back. Log in to see images!
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