Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend

And watch his bum bum when he tees off

But but i aint done yet

In football a quarterback yells out ‘hut hut’

While he reaches in another grown man’s bum

Grabs on his nuts, but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his male reproductive organ went in

His teeny, tiny, little, round hiney

And he didn’t mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don’t need to go into any more details

But what if he pictured it as a female’s bum

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

‘Til then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut