MikePattonFanboi Posted:

is a Typhoon™ Clbum Superdildo. Although it has been produced in CCCP [today’s R00sian Federation] it’s a high-quality product that is completely waterproof [you can use it under shower, while snorkeling, etc]. It comes complete with inbuilt nuclear batteries, several operating modes, silent vibrating and experienced team of burly Russian submariners [who can also act as [technical] support]. At impressive 6890” length it is a sure bet to satisfy even the most relaxed camwhore cavity.

note: As sad as this might sound, most of those babies will be decommissioned soon, so be sure to get your Typhoon™ quickly! Supplies are limited and the clock is ticking.