This one time I was about to get killed by some random creatures and decided I had to use the unknown scroll I was carrying. I was lucky and was teleported to a safe area, unfortunaly it was a teleport curse that teleported you to a random area after each action.

So there I was waiting for the curse to ware off and just teleporting around when I picked up a rare item automaticly. What are the odds right? But just as I pressed the next bumon I realized I was in a shop. I automaticly picked up the next pice of valuble item just as I was teleported far far away. Sweet, I just lifted a more riches then I have ever goten to see at before.

I steped one step to the right expecting to teleport again, it did not happen, the spell had wore off. But one of the doors in the room opened and in stepped three great gards. Apparently nethack dont like people steeling from their shops. With the heavy loot and the previously mentioned wounds I was an easy kill.

At least I died a very rich man.