It should start something like this:

Announcer: The people are real. The cases are real. This, is Judge Judy.

Plantiff Leechbate is suing defendant was for negativly contributing to the community of Forumwarz, defendant was claims the Plantiff is an unfunny fabulous person, and should Log in to see images!.

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Bailiff: All rise!

Your honor this is case number 213 in the matter of Leechbait versus was.

Judge Judy: Thank you.

Bailiff: You’re welcome, parties have been sworn in judge, you may be seated.

Judge Judy: We’re here on the to discuss a case in which the plantiff Mr. Leechbait is suing the defendant on the account that he is “ruinging the forums” of Forumwarz’s Flamebate community.

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[To Bailiff] What’s Forumwarz?

Bailiff: It’s an online internet community created by people from Canada, which encourages fabulous persons to post and spend money on an online browser game, your honor.

Judge Judy: Really?

Bailiff: Mhmmm.

Judge Judy: What’s Canada?

Announcer: Judge Judy continues in a moment..

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