’Tes of teh Shartyvilles

tes is a lovley lbum in the spring of englands youth. but she have a problem w/bum leakeage. shes ship off to her scat lovin ‘cousin’ and raped in a pigpen filled w/pigsharts. by her cousin; she makes her way home baring the fruits

a babie is borne and it is ILL LEGITIMITE. the lord shartfather willst not letteht it bathe in the brown waters and it is died. died of a broken shart

the babie is gone to hell

she run away from teh villeage where lieth her shame and gets a job mbumagin cow bumses. it feels so hot and good runin thru her fingertypes. and she falls in luv w/a diff. shartfather. they will get married & be hapy BUT she si a good and guiltie naughty girl & tells him of her babie

he dumps her and she murdres her cousin, lettin his blood mingel w/the craps of a thorusand pigs

then england hangs her w/a rope

and teh shartfather maries her sister and the end