swine Posted:

I dare say, the very notion made my monocle fly off in disbelief. I am, quite frankly offering the lbum a better offer. She gets what she wants. I get my filthy, filthy smut. And the fwz community gets one less **** poster.

And she never has to take orders from her controlling boyfriend again.

My word! Child, come live with me. One of my maids, the latino one, has been getting rather uppity. Your boyfriend can’t hurt you here.

Why you undercutting diabolical cad. That you would force this poor urchin into some forgoing pact is unchivalrous. Just wait till I tell this to the ladies civil reformation league at the parlor.