swine Posted:

I dare say, the very notion made my monocle fly off in disbelief. I am, quite frankly offering the lbum a better offer. She gets what she wants. I get my filthy, filthy smut. And the fwz community gets one less **** poster.

And she never has to take orders from her controlling boyfriend again.

My word! Child, come live with me. One of my maids, the latino one, has been getting rather uppity. Your boyfriend can’t hurt you here.

I am with Celery Steve. The amount of crap that would spur from her posting after your deal is ridiculous.