Celerysteve Posted:

1. Can you explain this gap in your employment history?

Mmm, well I was going to school between October and February. But that’s covered in my education.

Celerysteve Posted:

2. We are at a party and you see a nice girl but you don’t have the opportunity to talk to her. What do you do to make her aware that you like her, without hurting me?

All is fair in love and war. Except for karaoke. Then you’re pushing it.

Celerysteve Posted:

3. You’ve been given access to a time machine. Where and when would you travel to?

I would make a small hop into the future and get the winning numbers for the Powerball. I guess I would hit up Graceland while I was then.