Attention: Op of this thread and the two other posters directly above me.

As your new dictator, I feel it is necessary to inform you that you are not up to standards for posting here. While you show some promise, you will need to step up the uniqueness of your posting to have a place here. Know that I will not be cracking down on any noobs yet, but I feel it is only fair that I warn you now, lest my rage come upon your unwittingly.