STGill Posted:

Twilight: Quite possibly the single worst vampire mythos yet conceived.

Advantages of being a twilight vampire: Immortal, inhuman strength, inhuman speed and random vampire gift.

Disadvantages: Thirst for human blood and when exposed to sunlight…they twinkle like diamonds, revealing their true nature. (aka Hollywood Talent Agent)

Our heroine is a whiny emo chick, who complains about how her life sucks but seems to have a father that loves her and she fits right in at school.

Out vampires are…The Undead Osmand Family.

Gay. Gay as hell.

Did you read the thread? We’re making fun of how dumb it is. Thanks for the post.