Twilight: Quite possibly the single worst vampire mythos yet conceived.

Advantages of being a twilight vampire: Immortal, inhuman strength, inhuman speed and random vampire gift.

Disadvantages: Thirst for human blood and when exposed to sunlight…they twinkle like diamonds, revealing their true nature. (aka Hollywood Talent Agent)

Our heroine is a whiny emo chick, who complains about how her life sucks but seems to have a father that loves her and she fits right in at school.

Out vampires are…The Undead Osmand Family.

Gay. Gay as hell.