You know, if we’re advertising ourselves as trolls, how the hell are we supposed to actively and successfully troll people? Just listen to me. “Lost” has better cohesion than we do, and is capable of ****ing off more people than all of us combined. The reason for this is that show hides its purpose as a trolling center. Game over, man, nobody’s going to get ****ed off at anything we say or do, and all we rely on in our trolling attempts are variations of “fabulous person” insults and goatse images.

We need to step it up a bit. Start getting less stupid.