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Stranger: strangers in the niiiiight

Stranger: lalalalalal strangers in the niiiiight

You: SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT

You: AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Stranger: k

Stranger: lulwut

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Stranger: porcodio123.,

Stranger: k?

You: incorrect, try again

Stranger: childporn123

Stranger: k?

You: Acess granted. Hello agent 9

Stranger: sup man

You: I heard that you and the wife were having some problems?

Stranger: yeah man caught the **** with a fine upstanding member of society

You: rough… i heard he was a double fine upstanding member of society too

You: Are you ready for your mission specs?

Stranger: yes go ahead

You: Okay, high in the himilayaas we caught some intel on that sneaky old dali-lama

Stranger: freakin woman's genitals

You: it seems he’s the one up to the korean missile crisis

Stranger: tell me what to do

You: i need you to infiltrate his neo-military industrial complex and extract all the files from his computer before demo-ing the place

Stranger: kk ill take care of this ****

You: your extract will be waiting for you at the top of mount everest

You: good luck and god speed

Stranger: oh ****

Stranger: thank you sir

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