So today I was at work (restaurant) training a few new people in the kitchen and it got busy for whatever ****ing reason so I stuck around to help out. I was cooked a piece of chicken for a salad and cut it up, and as I was transferring it to the salad plate once piece fell of the spatula thing. I hackey-sack kicked it with my right foot over to my left, then kicked it with my heel over my shoulder from behind and onto the salad plate. It was way too awesome to not serve, so I sent it out and some fat dude ate it. I bet it was the best piece of chicken he’s ever eaten in his life since it was so awesomely made.

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Then i made like 2 dozen donuts out of pizza dough cuz im da manager and I dont give a ****kk Log in to see images!