Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat

I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met

I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, how do you like the show?

She said, I was very amused

I started throwin bbum, she started throwin back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend

She said, no I dont, I only have a friend