Phuquit Posted:

Wow – you really don’t get it, do you?

Since I’ve been labelled a cheat, I don’t want any of my medals. It’s not bumhurt, or arrogance (you really need to look up the definition of arrogance btw), but integrity.

Once you question the validity of one of my medals, you question the validity of all of them. Now do you get it?

Psst, Phugit, I wrote your next post for you:

IT’S ABOUT HONOR! WHAT IS A MAN IF NOT HIS ACHIEVEMENTS ON THE INTERNET?

Trout, please! I was going to put those medals on my resume! They were going to help me get into Indiana Basin Silt college! Now you’re telling me they’re a lie?! No, sir, YOU ARE LIE, Evil Trout! You offer people a ****TY GAME and you won’t let people PLAY IT? I can never run for president now that I have this black mark on my record!

TAKE AWAY ALL MY MEDALS, EVIL TROUT

And let the history books show that I am a man of integrity.