Reno: Hey, lets duel with our male reproductive organs!

Sephiroth: Bring it you small male reproductive organ!

Reno (blushing): Okay…, here I go. ehm ehm

Reno takes his bottom clothes off as Sephiroth and Reno stand next to each other

Everyone: They are almost the same length!

But sadly, Sephiroths’ was a little bigger, no more than a centimeter.

Everyone: Awww….

Reno: Wait!, Tifa come here!

Tifa comes trotting along, and presents herself like she always does, puts her hand behind her and pushes her chest up.

Tifa: Yes?

Suddenly, both male reproductive organs start to grow in length and width in a marvelous speed! Now Reno and Sephiroth look at each other and nod in understandment.

Reno and Sephiroth together: Kamehameha!!!!