Odalisque Posted:

I have a very keen woman's genitals that catalogs these things, man. Peregrine and Chawin are also tied for first place in my vagilog of best looking dudes, and I probably forgot someone else too. She (vag) is not that good at enunciating see, so I’m having trouble getting names from her. I just have to think of people and note her tingle-rating. These men produce tingles that are like being connected to two 9volt batteries while riding a washing machine on spin cycle down a steep gravel road near a waterfall. Pretty intense.

You get -411 on the tingle-rating-scale, Nailbomb. That’s negative four hundred eleven. Which means when I think of you it’s anti-tingle. Feels like I have bacterial vaginosis. Good going, man.

Hey, remember when this thread was about caricatures? I bet you don’t.

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