the engineer Posted:

i have an opinion. *posts a lot of words*

Now lookie here buddy. You ain’t no Engineer. I’m an Engineer. I solve problems. Not problems like “What is beauty?”, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer?

Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope not pointed at you.