o0-M00N_KriK37-0o Posted:

you know he’s just gonna come back and say he trolled you all over and over

he cares too much about what everyone here thinks of him to go away

UNLESS HE DIES IN A CAR CRASH WHILE HE’S ON HIS TROLL-CATION.

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE I TOOK THE WORD ‘VACATION’ AND MADE IT INTO A FUNNY FAKE WORD.)

THEN WE’D NEVER EVER KNOW IF HE WAS LYING OR NOT

BUT HE’S PROBABLY LYING

AND HE’D FAKE HIS OWN DEATH TOO LIKE ANDY KAUFMANN

GODDAMN fine upstanding member of society

AAHZ I MEAN NOT KAUFMANN

KAUFMANN IS P. COOL

AND BORAT SUX GORILLA BALLS

IS IT FUNNIER TO SAY MONKEY BALLS OR GORRILLA BALLS?

BRB STARTING POLL

OKAY IM BACK

WHAT THE **** ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

OH YEAH ANDY KAUFMANN

KAUFMANN WAS A FUNNY MOFO YA’LL

TAXI WAS **** UNTIL HE SHOWED UP AND SAID ‘TANK YEW VEWWY MUCH’.

OKAY SO

YEAH

BYW AAHZ

PLEASE DIE WHILE YOU’RE “GONE” SO THAT YOUR LEGEND WILL LIVE ON

NOT REALLY, BECAUSE YOUR NOT REALLY FAMOUS

YOUR NOT EVEN REALLY INTERNET FAMOUS

YOUR FORUMWARZ FAMOUS

AND DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE

WELL TOO BAD ****ER IMA CARVE THAT **** ON YOUR TOMBSTONE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

AND I AINT TALKING ABOUT PIZZA YA GOD DAMN fine upstanding member of society

YEAH THATS RIGHT HE’S A fine upstanding member of society JEW. THATS THE WORST KIND

THE BIG NOSE GENES JUST GET ALL MINGLED UP AND YOU GET THIS CRAZY LOOKING male reproductive organNOSE LOOKING GOOMBA

OH **** GOOMBAS

I GET IT NOW!

THE ENEMIES FROM SUPER MARIO!

IT’S ACTUALLY A MAFIA HIT!

SO DOES THAT MAKE PRINCESS TOADSTOOL A MAFIA PRINCESS?

AND WHAT THE **** IS WITH THE NAME TOADSTOOL

SHE DOESNT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE A TOADSTOOL

OF COURSE THAT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT SUPER MARIO’S male reproductive organ

DID IT HAVE A MUSHROOM HEAD?

(OH **** THIS IS IN GRP RIGHT?)

*WHEW*

OKAY JUST CHECKING

GO CHOKE ON A male reproductive organ AAHZ

SOMEONE ELSE IS SCHTUPPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUCA NOW

(GODDAMN SCHTUPPING IS SUCH A GREAT WORD)

AND IF YOU KNEW WHO SHE WAS DATING NOW YOU’D WANT TO KILL YOURSELF

(HINT: HE’S COOLER THAN SHII)

OKAY THAT WASN’T REALLY A HINT THAT DIDN’T NARROW IT DOWN AT ALL

BRB GOTTA POOP