What I found out today involving Delphi is pretty important I think. What brought this topic up for me today was Scientology. There is an interview in which a former Scientolo-thrall makes mention of a special Scientology center called Delphi. For a supposed original religion, Scientology oddly contains numerous references to Greek mythology by name. I’m not talking about the Xenu story being a rip off of Hesiod’s Theogony either. Hubbard’s fake navy of crappy party boats were named after Greek gods at one point and as I found out today there’s a center called Delphi. There are probably many more instances of Greek mythological influences present. In deconstructing Scientology as I am, this habit indicates something. It isn’t by mere coincidence, there is a reason…

During world war 2, the Nazis had a preoccupation with hunting down mythological relics. If you watch garbage like Raiders Of The Lost Ark, the whole thing about the Nazis is truthful since they really were running around looking for **** like the ark of the covenant and the spear of destiny believing these things would grant them incredible supernatural powers. In truth, their quest was driven by simple greed and silly superstition. Superior race my bumhole (Scientologists hold a similar view of themselves… being a superior race that is). It looks like there’s a similar practice going on in Scientology. While not actively going out and hunting down magic artifacts, they’re opting for the transubstantiation method owning mythological figures and places in name. Delphi was the most famous of the oracles in ancient Greece, the choice by Scientologists to call their facility Delphi may have been with the belief the center will take on the same properties. Yes it sounds stupid, but you have to understand Scientologists are all victims of an obvious pyramid scheme they believe will grant them super powers. Scientologists are not smart or logical people.

I have a creeping suspicion the true intention for all of this is as an elaborate smear campaign. Against whom? Um… Scientologists operate on a special brand of broken logic. Being in ownership of things called Delphi and Apollo and Athena and the horrible awful things Scientology is using these things for…. Things like Delphi, Apollo, and Athena are very old and were very influential figures and places. By taking these names it allows someone leverage in how these things are remembered. The following is an example of what I’m trying to get across. There are rumors that problematic members of Scientology were taken on pleasure cruises aboard Hubbard’s fake navy. While in the middle of the ocean, they’d be pushed overboard and die. Consider now if the ship this takes place on is called Apollo. The available information could be manipulated as thus, “Apollo? Apollo killed people…” and it would be true. Sure the statement is worded in a particular manner and ignoring important details, but the statement is not false. Scientologists play this dishonest sort of ****ed up semantics all the time. What’s scary about this is Scientologists are influential and extremely invasive and nobody is willing to call them on their bull**** because of how they intimidate critics and how they invade and manipulate social and legal services. In the grand scheme of things, Scientology is doomed to fail. They are completely out of touch with reality and they’re set up in a way to believe the cultural damage they produce is helping save everyone. Honestly, it appears Scientology’s purpose is to completely up **** humanity. Amid the ashes of a failed human civilization will be **** like ‘Apollo? Apollo killed people…” Apollo happened a long time ago. Retroactively applying this statement would suggest the human race has been culturally ****ed up from the very start. All thanks to this little abusive bumhole cult completely oblivious to the kind of harm its causing.

Now there’s something else I need to address. Its very important. There’s an odd sort of phenomenon going on involving a subversive influence. Its difficult to deal with because its so difficult to even identify. The sort of thing going on doesn’t make sense because it presents itself in a distorted sense of time and meaning, but what it involves is identity and culture theft. Think Romans and Greeks where Romans are like ‘OMG WE’LL JUST USE THE SAME GODS AS THE GREEKS DID BUT CALL THEM DIFFERENT NAMES LOLOLOLO NOBODY WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE’ This happened with a certain game company. Um. Acclaim. Yeah.

Acclaim gets stolen. No ****. Someone hijacks it. I own all their damn games I notice a peculiar trend among them as time goes on in terms of their quality. Its not just that, but that company has produced some intense drama with some of the **** it’s pulled when it was around. Later questionable partnerships were made with well known Sonic the Hedgehog loving crack heads who created some of this major drama. Trust me, this is very strange. The obnoxious male reproductive organ who took it over is a religious freak just like the Scientologists I described above, real piece of ****. I’m not completely sure how things got the way they are, but if I were to guess it involves some sort of temporal displacement. But its done in a way that the person he’s ripping off is completely unaware of it. There really is some sort of weird **** going on involving screwing with time and deliberate mismanagement of information to get people to think the wrong things. Chances are if I hate you, its because someone has made you look bad. Basically if you want to **** him up really bad, pick a really ****ty awful game to localize and never localize it. Make up a mock box, shrink wrap it, and take a picture of it on a store shelf proving it was released. Insist this game comes out. Do whatever humanly possible to convince him this happens. I’m telling you, lies like this really **** these parasitic thieving bastards up REAL bad.

I’m confident everything is going to work out alright. There are certain traces of information I pick up on that give me some sort of hope. Like there was this one game Acclaim translated where the main character has his girlfriend stolen, ok? When he finally meets up with the evil jerk who stole her, he gets the **** knocked out of him. Instead of being killed, the evil jerk decides to be an evil jerk and send him into the future so he can live in the ****ty miserable world the evil jerk used his evil jerk powers to make. At the end of the game, you find out your girlfriend was raped relentlessly by the evil jerk and she dies when you kill him ;_; But this is one of those mixed blessings. In the past, you escorted a little girl with strange colored hair. Time was really kind to her and when you see her in the future, she is totally ****ing hot. Way hotter than your original girlfriend. That game was so awesome. Even today its still really good. I’m gonna go play it again. Hopefully my Virtual Boy still works so I can play it.