A alcoholic walks into a bar, and orders drinks constantly throughout the night. Before it’s time to close, the Barkeep asks him to pay the tab, when the now-drunk alcoholic notices the horse outside and has a smart idea. “If I can get your horse to laugh, would you agree to drop my tab” says the Drunk. The Barkeep, quite sure horses cannot laugh, wholeheartedly agrees. The drunk walks outside and whispers something into the horses ear, and contrary to the belief of the Barkeep, the horse begins to neigh and laugh uncontrollably in it’s own studdly way.

Next night, the drunk returns and once again racks up quite a tab, and when the barkeep talks to him this time, he says,”My horse was in a good mood today when tilling the fields, but I’m afraid you need to pay the tab this time, my liquid-filled fiend”. The Drunk raises his head up, shakes his glbum, and says,”How about this time, if I make your Horse cry, you drop my tab” he states with a sly smile. The Barkeep, knowledable of worldly things, knows horses cannot cry, at least with tears, so he lets the man attempt his insane escapade. The man walks towards the horse, drops his pants, and the horse looks, and begins to make neighing and sighing sounds, as if it’s trying it’s best to cry. The man pulls up his pants and walks back to the barkeep. The Barkeep, shocked and astounded, asked what the man did…

He replies,”Yesterday, I told your horse I have a bigger male reproductive organ than him, tonight, I proved it”.