I’ve just realized, this is not an even match.

You want more bumhurt? I just baked a fresh batch.

You can BAWWW your eyes out, I really don’t care.

I’ve destroyed your bum and with time to spare.

It’s okay, you say my rhymes are pretty stale.

I’m shocked your still here, I can’t write in brail.

Your obviously blinded my Merc’s male reproductive organ in your face.

I bet he slaps you with it just to keep you in place.

Which is pretty hard to do when you consider size.

It’s clearly the truth, though you’ll probably claim “LIES.”

Now your up **** Creek, hope you thought to bring a coat.

**** without a paddle, you forgot to bring a boat.

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