This FAIL-guy’s delusional, thinkin’ he’s some kinda big-shot

Though his name’s clearly literal, his mom a cheap harlot

Her every cavity optional, a child o’ his would be ill-begott

That is of course hypothetical, considerin’ his sperm count aint hot

“Filet mignon”, this man is hysterical, day off for the few brain cells he’s got

Fan o’ High School musical, male reproductive organ’s dusty as a 1000 year old Ming-pot

It’s last use immemorial, he talks like he’s playa but it’s really a small dot

His breath makes the chicks terminal, he’s missed the fact that his gums rot

I’ll use his mouth as a urinal, make him beg for his fails forgot

As I make my move to end it all, pray as you fall, cause this, fine upstanding member of society, is gonna hurt a lot