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You: hi

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]

Stranger: hi

You: Damn the feds have got me covered EVERYWHERE I go!

You: ****,.

Stranger: im 12 and what is this??

You: Uhm, it’s nothing

You: Don’t worry about it

Stranger: shud i ask my mom

You: So, you’re 12, huh?

You: boy or girl?

Stranger: girl

You: Oh.

Stranger: rebecca

You: Got a brother?

You: Younger?

Stranger: yes jason is 9

You: Can you put him on the comp?

You: I’d like to talk to him

Stranger: yes ill just go get him

Stranger: hello this is jason

You: Hi Jason

Stranger: hi you

You: So your sister tells me you’re looking for a friend?

Stranger: ye

Stranger: sometimes i get lonely

You: Would you like to meet a real man?

Stranger: wait whats that notcie

You: I can show you a fun time

You: Oh that? It’s nothing.

You: Ignore it

Stranger: ill ask my mom

You: No don’t

Stranger: ok i trust you

You: ok good.

You: now, Jason, where do you live?

Stranger: california

You: Hey hey, now we’re talkin

You: where about?

Stranger: i live in la

You: Hmmm

You: Ever been to San Francisco?

Stranger: i was at beach once

You: You want to come visit with me up here?

Stranger: do you xbox

You: No, I have a PS3 though Log in to see images!

Stranger: what about we

Stranger: i love to play the we

You: i DO have a Wii!

You: MarioKart is way fun

Stranger: can we play the GAME??

You: Which game>?

Stranger: super mario

You: Oh yeah totally

You: You know, and maybe after, you and I can play a little game…

Stranger: pokemon

You: Well, it does have to do with poking…

Stranger: my favorid is charzard

Stranger: he has flames

Stranger: do you has a dog

You: Yes, I have a puppy

You: His name is Bosco

You: He’s so cute

Stranger: i have a cat

Stranger: oreo

You: Nice

You: Hey do you wanna chat on the phone?

Stranger: im not let

You: ?

Stranger: mom says not to answer it

You: But what if you called me on it?

You: She’d never hear it ring

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

Stranger: do you has watermelons there

Stranger: oh lawdy i sure do lve watermelon

Stranger: i can haz watermelon

You: Wait

Stranger: ???????????????

You: are you BLACK?

You: Ugh

You: And to think I was planning to stick my male reproductive organ up in you

You: ****

You have disconnected.