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You: hi

Stranger: u ll

You: Do you like fried chicken?

Stranger: love it

You: hwo about watermelon?

Stranger: also love it

You: Chrome rims?

You: I mean, the really big ones?

Stranger: yess!!!

Stranger: and i love hats

You: oh hey what up, fine upstanding member of society?

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Stranger: HOW YOU KNO IM BLAC?

You: i’m psychic

You: also i know cause i’m white

You: and we’re like 400% smarter than you nigs are

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You: inorite?

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Stranger: i like big black male reproductive organ

Stranger: in my mouth

Stranger: can you please enslave me?

Stranger: because i can’t control myself

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Stranger: it needs to be filled

You: you ever pick cotton before?

Stranger: YESA MASTA

You: well alright

You: look who just got themself a new slave

You: Woo

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You: i’ll send a car

Stranger: CAN I BLOWS YOU?

You: no

Stranger: NO NEED

Stranger: i walk myself

You: i don’t allow fine upstanding member of societys near my private regions

Stranger: AH DANG MASTA

You: you will pick the cotton

Stranger: i was really hoping to see dem family jewels

You: and wash my cars

Stranger: i jussa wanted to steal em

You: god damn

You: i dont’ need no thievin bum fine upstanding member of societys runnin around my plantation

You: yo uknow what?

You: you just stay right the hell where you are