I believe I can make a valuable contribution to this nonsense without causing Evil Trout bandwidth issues! Hurrah!

Step 1: Download and install Python.

Step 2: Download and install Notepad++. (Or just be able to save text as .py files)

Step 3: Save the following code as a .py file:

#!/usr/bin/env python
import urllib2

num = 2147483647 # The number of times to iterate
for x in range(num): # If it's below "num"

	print "Performing Thread View #%s" % (x+1), # Which view you're on
	req = urllib2.Request(url='<http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/30950-view-this-thread-to-receive-a-haxploitation-epeen>') # The thread you're bombing
	try:
		urllib2.urlopen(req) # Accessing the URL
	except:
		print ' (error occured)' # Didn't work for some reason
	else:
		print 'View Successful' # PROFIT

Step 4: Run program on as many computers as possible.

Step 5: ????

Step 6: PROFIT+EPEEN!