scully Posted:

I don’t know. We play a game with parsley where we try to sneak parsley from one plate to another without the person noticing. It is awesome when they go to the bathroom and come back and their plate is covered with parsley, but no one puts parsley on plates as a garnish anymore – even though it helps with digestion. The game is just not the same with other things. I mean you trim something off your steak and throw it onto someone else’s plate and it just doesn’t have the same fun filled feeling unless they are vegan.

I find your lack of respect for the hallowed vegetable/herb that is parsley distasteful and discomforting.