Fingerz Posted:

Dear Frightened and Furry, aka Shii (we all know who you are because your name and avatar are displayed for all to see to the left of your post),

I know what you mean, obsessing over and thinking you might in fact be, an animal other than human. I find myself portraying a sloth in every part of my life. I’m very slow and enjoy hanging out in trees. It’s like I’m a sloth… trapped in a human’s body. I’ve considered moving into the woods for a week and trying to play the role of a sloth. Maybe then I will feel like I belong with other sloths just like myself. Take heart, Shii- YOU’RE NOT ALONE!

You’ve inspired me to pursue oneness with my animal self as well, Doctor. As of now, I’m packing up some of my possessions and moving to the Alaskan wilderness.

Thanks for everything!