Lest you think we have neglected other aspects of our sales, have no fear. While drugs will always remain our primary contraband, we will be bringing you other things as well for the foreseeable future.

We have seen advances in our high speed typing plans. While live motherboards and prosthetic fingers are still the key features, by adding a mbumively complicated monocle you can see what you’re typing while you look at other things.

Do you have a clit piercings but are frustrated about having to remove your skirt *and* your panties to show it off? Try these new easy display panties and you won’t have to take off anything to show someone your piercings or to **** them senseless after. It’s only good sense, so buy them!