ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Well, Donatello is the leading vote getter thus far. I have to say, it’s a good choice. Where the other turtles got decent weapons, Donatello would just beat the **** out of you with a big-bum stick. He’s so awesome he needs to have a handicap.

Please note that a staff is a very effective weapon. It has long reach, a lot of power on those long strikes, and you can hold it in the middle for closer fighting where it has two perfectly good ends that you can use interchangeably, all while being fast no matter how you’re using it. If he upgraded to a spear all of that would apply and he would have the poke of death. Don’t diss the most successful weapon design in history.