spartadude Posted:

Pete then escaped to the basement of the bar and started stealing booze.

He was stealing bottles, when he heard a commotion just outside. A large cannonball destroyed the wall of the basement, he climbed out and saw people running in the streets. He asked someone what was wrong, but the man just pointed to a television.

The Pope, Oprah and Robert Mugabe have met up, and are addressing the imminent ending of the world.

At this news Pete…