lmfao

Ricket Posted:

Would you let Jesus **** you if he asked nicely?

Nope!

Ricket Posted:

Would you use the holes in Jesus’ palms for sexual purposes?

Nah, stigmata fetish isn’t my cup of tea. You’re thinking though, that’s good.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Would God be able to create a car so fast that he himself couldn’t chase it down?

God exists outside and beyond the physical 3D universe, so examples using earthly imagery for purposes of trying to limit or “prove” aspects of His nature are invalid. Apples and oranges. :3

Ricket Posted:

If God created two copies of himself, would he be able to defeat them in a handicap cage match?

That would be the best pay-per-view money ever bought. (For srsfabulous person response, see above.)