Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you looking for secks

Stranger: sure

Stranger: im always good for secks

You: try a prostitute

Stranger: what are you looking for?

You: candy and 60 yo men

Stranger: well i have some candy

Stranger: but im 41 years short

You: are you 60 and a man

You: oh

You: well im also looking for 14 yo girls

You: im 28

Stranger: like em young eh?

You: sure if 14’s young

Stranger: depends on what your looking for the for

Stranger: them*

You: how about 6 yo

Stranger: how about 5 yo

You: I can’t get the blood stains out of the carpet

You: 5 works too

Stranger: try a mixture of oxy clean and lye

Stranger: that should clean the stain and rid of any odors

You: thank you

You: ok bye goto get the stain out

Stranger: your welcome

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.