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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

POMPEY.

    What, I pray you?

ENOBARBUS.

    A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.

POMPEY.

    I know thee now: how far’st thou, soldier?

ENOBARBUS.

    Well;

    And well am like to do; for I perceive

    Four feasts are toward.

POMPEY.

    Let me shake thy hand;

    I never hated thee: I have seen thee fight,

    When I have envied thy behaviour.

ENOBARBUS.

    Sir,

    I never lov’d you much; but I ha’ prais’d ye

    When you have well deserv’d ten times as much

    As I have said you did.


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