Anonymous Posted:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: what’s goin on

You: me? i’m ****ing ur mother

You: her body’s really great

Stranger: oh so my dad’s watching?

Stranger: that’s cool

You: nah man

You: just me and her

Stranger: where he at then

Stranger: slice his throat?

You: nah man

You: i didnt see him

Stranger: well ****, he’s in there.

Stranger: he’s not out here

You: alright

You: he doesnt care that i’m groping his ****’s mammary glands

You: it’s all good

You: she’s enjoying it

You: i’m having a good time

You: he doesn’t seem to mind

You: since he hasn’t come out yet

Stranger: you better watch your bum though.

Stranger: he might come in for the kill

Stranger: i mean unless you’re into that kind of ****

You: you want to threesome with your own mother?

You: the more the merrier

Stranger: nah, i’ll stick to writing this paper.

Stranger: feel free to ask my dad though

You: cool

Stranger: i’m sure he’s totally down

Stranger: if you look in the drawer to your right

You: o there he comes

You: u got dildos?

Stranger: there’s some weed they keep stashed

Stranger: that’s in the bottom drawer.

You: k

Stranger: the top one is the weed.

Stranger: and the bong is in the closet.

You: i figure i could get your mom’s woman's genitals, your dad takes her mouth, and the dildo in her bum

You: and we could rotate

You: it’s some pretty kinky ****

Stranger: hey dude whatever gets you off

Stranger: i don’t judge

You: your dad doesn;t mind that his woman’s having sex w/ other men

You: ain’t he worried about getting one of dem stds?

Stranger: hey i dunno maybe he digs that ****

Stranger: not like they’re gonna have anymore kids anyways

You: true

You: maybe that’s why your mom begged me to come and **** her

Stranger: yeah, i think so.

You: then she wanted me to take ****s on her

You: that was some really kinky stuff right there

You: then i tied her up and squeezed her nipples

You: o how she screamed

You: did u hear?

Stranger: nah i’m way too into this paper bro

Stranger: try it later

You: k

Stranger: ill try and listen for it next time

You: we got the dildos now

You: she’s sucking your dad off

You: and i’ve got where u came from

You: i’m shoving the dildo up her bum too

You: she’s screaming about how good it feels to be taken by two good looking dudes

You: u deaf or something?

Stranger: i got earbuds in

You: o

You: she’s squirting ****ing everywhere

You: i came inside your mom

You: your dad left most of it in her mouth,

Stranger: oh nice

You: the rest spilled out

Stranger: oh you didnt let him swollow it

You: she says she really liked it

You: dude i wasnt the one getting sucked off

You: he was

You: his choice man

Stranger: oh true

You: it’s my turn to get sucked off now

You: i’ll make her swallow

You: your dad’s got bum this time

Stranger: sounds like a good time

You: i’m shoving dildo into her woman's genitals

Stranger: i’m sorry i’m missing out

You: she’s your mother

You: you and your dad can 3some her anytime

You: keep it in your mother ****.

You: sorry i typed what i was screaming at ur mom

Stranger: hey it’s alright bro

You: mouth not mother

You: w/e

You: it’s hard using one hand on a comp and one hand in her woman's genitals

You: with that dildo

Stranger: maybe when you’re done with my mom you can ride me

Stranger: since i’m a chick and all

Stranger: js

You: sure no problem

Stranger: nice

You: ur legal and all , right?

Stranger: indeed

You: nice

You: so now i came in ur mom’s mouth

You: she couldn’t suck on it any better

You: more

Stranger: sounds like youre gonna kill her

You: nah , she loves it

You: ur not jealous that we’re banging ur mother, r u?

Stranger: maybe a little bit

Stranger: but it’s nbd

Stranger: take your time

Stranger: i wouldn’t want you to feel rushed

You: ur welcome to join anytime

You: your dad just took his male reproductive organ out of your mom’s bum

You: he let loose on her back

You: made this cute ‘S’ shape

Stranger: that is cute

You: i could do that to you if you wanted

You: i still got a lot of juice left over

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i’m surprised.

Stranger: i don’t feel worthy of your cream

You: u sure? you inherited genes from your mother, so u probably are worthy

You: come on, finish the paper later, let’s do it now

Stranger: but i gotta get this **** done

You: ok fine

Stranger: i got a brother

Stranger: you can work on him

You: i’m not gay. we already have 2 male reproductive organs and a dildo

You: to put into your mom

Stranger: hey js

You: now i’m laying on the bed and ur mom’s sitting on me, riding my male reproductive organ

You: your dad’s grabbing her mammary glands

You: she’s getting pretty excited

You: it’s pretty great

Stranger: alright you’re getting boring

Stranger: come on

Stranger: that’s the best you got?

You: that;s cus u want to have us do u

You: but u got that paper

Stranger: i would just think that you had more ideas than that

You: lol we already did the innovative positions. we can redo them later i guess

You: but i see your point

You: we’ll tie her back up and get back to that stuff

Stranger: whatever you want bro

Stranger: i was just sayin’

Stranger: but if you like old fashioned ****

Stranger: then go for it

Stranger: lol

You: which do you like better? so i can prep for when you get here?

Stranger: hey that’s the man’s decision

You: pleasing the women is the man’s job

You: if the women want something special, i make it a point to let them have it

Stranger: i want what the man wants obv.

You: just checking Log in to see images!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: look at you go

Stranger: i’m surprised you lasted that long

Stranger: quite an imagination you have sir.

You: your mom’s loving this

You: you will too

You: my jizz is pretty amazing stuff

Stranger: lol

Stranger: peace bro, thanks for the entertainment.

You: ur still super horny tho

Stranger: hahah not in the slightest.

You: either ur completely lesbian or ur jealous

Stranger: hahahah!

Stranger: no, i just don’t get turned on by text/having sex with my mom.

You: “Stranger: maybe when you’re done with my mom you can ride me

Stranger: since i’m a chick and all”

Stranger: lol just playing along dear.

You: so am i

You: wow this conversation lasted a really long time

You: what’s the omegle record?

Stranger: i know.

You: u think we broke it?

Stranger: that’s what i said.

Stranger: **** i think so

Stranger: well done sir

You: np miss

You: is it ok if i call u miss?

You: or do u want something more formal?

You: or casual?

Stranger: cal me whatever you want.

Stranger: call

You: works for me

Stranger: /b/ much?

You: not rly

Stranger: oh that’s depressing

You: yes it is miss

Stranger: now i feel like a fabulous person for stating that

You: don’t worry about it

Stranger: did you bumume i was a dude in the early stages of this convo

You: ya

You: that way, if i’m talking to a lady, it’s a pleasant surprise

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i always enjoy a fun way to slip in that i’m a chick

You: knowing that i’d hypothetically get to ride you is pretty much the “pleasant surprise” right there

Stranger: hahaha

You: would i be the first one in? or have you had others?

Stranger: first one

You: good to know

You: first in all of your holes?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: just turned 18

Stranger: fun stuff right?

You: hell ya

You: i would come and take you right now, but that’d kill the atmosphere

You: finish ur thing quick so u can feel what it’s like

Stranger: i can barely fit 3 fingers in

Stranger: so i think it would be immense amounts of pain

You: don’t worry

You: it’s always a little weird the first time

You: we can start with the mouth. it hurts the least in there

Stranger: haha

You: when the male reproductive organ enters the woman's genitals, it’s a wonderful feeling. painful, but wonderful

You: u seem pretty excited about that

Stranger: about what

You: the entirety of what you’ll get to experience once you come join our party

Stranger: hahaha are you still talking about ****ing my mom ?

You: nope

You: im talking about you now Log in to see images!

Stranger: join our party?

You: sorry. there’s probably a better word that i shouldve used

You: remember my hands aren’t entirely free, so i just used the first word that came to mind

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: well you’re typing extremely well with one hand, i must say

You: thanks

You: btw ur not red now are you?

You: plz rebumure me there?

You: u know what i mean by “red”, right?

Stranger: red?

Stranger: sorry i was afk

You: it’s a thing that women get to suffer through monthly

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: no i am not

You: good

You: just making sur

You: e

You: cus i dont want any trouble with paternity lawsuits later Log in to see images!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: uhm condom?

You: that’s why i always bring 2

You: just in case

Stranger: bahah

You: just so that the ladies get to feel special

You: i’m a pretty nice guy

Stranger: sound like it

You: so we’re pretty much done talking about your mom and dad ,

You: what clbum r u writing that paper for?

Stranger: ap english

You: lit or language?

Stranger: lit

You: fun stff

You: stuff

Stranger: you bet

You: srsly?

You: i was kidding

Stranger: i was also being sarcastic (:

You: good

You: great minds think alike

Stranger: true

Stranger: so where are you from

You: usa