Snap017 Posted:

Finally, after continually becoming so desensitized that the only arousing thing on Forumwarz was the e-Peen icon, Pete decided enough was enough. He unplugged his computer, put the whole thing in a box, picked it up and…

blended it. He blended it with the strongest blender known to man, and with the right amount of heat, the metal, cardboard and 35% cream fused quite nicely. He then sold his new drink “The Electrifier” to the mbumes, and overnight, he became the richest man in the world, with $171,634,000,001.

Then, he made the investment of his life…