I can also vouch for the fact that Mc Banhammer has a microscopic male reproductive organ Log in to see images!

iwas dancing with my gurlz at the club las t weekendd and i was in the alleywway out back when aa gigantic fatso meanie waddleddd up to me and pinned me tio the wall Log in to see images!

then he sarted lickin my neck adn saying he was a ‘very’ important man on ta internert.

Then hepulled his pants down, lifting up his lower stomachh and told me to suck on his wennor.

After a minute or so of fummbling in the dark among his folds i found this toofpick size dangly thing but i just punched him in the two grapees below it and ran off.

he chased me fro a whille wif his mobility scooter but I magaed to get away Log in to see images!