This just isn’t at all feasible as the game is now.

If you want pvp, instead make it so people actually flame each other in a chat-like situation and have spectators vote on the results (every reply gets voted on or you can fight back a certain number of times and people choose player A/B as the winner). This would have to be anonymous to be fair, but it would be kind of fun and would rely on something other than what clbum you chose, how much flezz you have, and how much real money you’ve spent on the game.