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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Ok guys here are some of the stuff that are in Episode 3. Some people have been selected secretly to try the super special secret beta and this is some of the things that happen:-

Log in to see images!shallow esophagus turns out to be you from the future and the he wanted you to pwn forums was to defeat your evil twin an EPIC forum pwning battle

Log in to see images!THE_**** has some better “roids” in this ep which you can only get if you can help him get a sex change.

Log in to see images!DrrtyCop74 asks for money practically EVERY DAY. It’s ****ing annoying cause what she asks for grows exponentially. I don’t know if this is a bug or something but it’s annoying the **** out of me

Log in to see images!Geronimo hires you to do some stuff in the same way shallow oesophagus did. They don’t pay you however they threaten to kill you if you don’t do their tasks (which would cause a time paradox with you being shallow esophagus and all).

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Log in to see images!The game ends with Ravit dying from INTERNET AIDS. You’re all “WTF HOW DID THAT **** HAPPEN” about it.

It is said that in Episode 4 you find out where did this “INTERNET AIDS” come from

Info about new stuff for each clbum (including 2 NEW clbumes) to come later

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