Celerysteve between sobs Posted:

You’re fat.

Oh wow, somebody call the Guinness Book of World Records, they gotta be here to record what is undoubtedly the absolute worst comeback in the history of comebacks ever made on the internet.

I mean, Christ on a unicycle, no matter which standards you are going by, internet, irl or otherwise this is seriously one of the most pathetic comebacks i have ever EVER seen. If it wasn’t an abuse of my mod powers, I feel really tempted to ban you right on the spot for potentially lowering my IQ a good 5 points by simply reading that.

Now go home, cry, eat a couple (dozen) donuts, and try again!

Jeeze.