1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I would like to see a good post on this forum. Make it happen:

[Log in to see images!]

Write a short, FUNNY text post (not a pic, though you can include pics/emotes). I’m thinking a couple paragraphs, but if it’s good I won’t care how long it is. I don’t care if you choose something else, but I’ll say write it as “something that happened to you” (fictional). You can write in-character or not. You’re not being judged on grammar, but creativity, style, and humor.

The winning entry gets 3bps.

Contest ends on July 1st at whatever time in the morning I end it.

There is no limit to number of entries, but don’t spam.

I am the judge. There will not be a community vote.

Everyone is encouraged to empty-quote posts they like and troll posts they don’t (trolling is allowed). The empty-quoting is in case a post started off terrible and I just stopped reading it (yes, I will probably do that). The trolling is because I’m against anti-trolling regulations and a member of the Forumz Reformist Movement. Also, please – if you think something is copied from somewhere, speak up.

4chan ****/memes will not win. A story about molesting a child will disqualify you from the contest. If your post turns into a Rickroll or Fresh Prince, it will not win.

If you want to post in-character on different alts, go ahead. This character was cheated on and I am not eligible for the Flamebate epeen/leaderboard, so you are not working against yourself or your friends by posting in this thread. This contest is solely for my entertainment. Dance, puppets.

[/Log in to see images!

Sweet, found a list bug Log in to see images!