Dunatis Posted:
To wreck it or not to wreck it? Who knows what I mean!?
Whether t’is nobler in the contest to spam Forum ideas and
Suffer the slings and arrows of down voting chumps
Or to take arms against Bashy and prevent his other submissions
From winning in a sea of unfunny bull****
And by opposing, deprive him of electro-chocolate. To Win, to wank.
Exhausted; and by a wank to say we beat
The trolling and the thousand ****ty submissions
That a buildr is heir to – ‘tis a lulz
Devoutly to be wished. To win, to wank;
To wank perchance to cream. Ay, there’s the rub and tug,
For in that wank of victory what creams may great times,
When we have shuffled back into our pants,
Must clean our paws. There’s the mess
That makes disturbing of so long a time spend on Forumwarz
For who would bear the shock images and scorns of Flamebate,
Th’Troll’s baiting, the noob’s memes,
The springing of a trap, the Mod’s banning,
Gameplay issues made by ET, and the spurns
that prevent anyone but a few top those Leaderboards.
When he even pwns Geronimo for max streak and scoops
with his Permanoob’d Emo Kid? Who would scoop all medals?
To 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 under a weary life,
but that the dread of having to go outside
The undiscovered country from where
No character can be RP’d, scares the nerd,
And makes us rather pwn another Bashy forum
Than seek the company of scary women-folk?
Thus the internet does make cowards of us all,
And thus the golden colour of a tan
Is sicklied over with the pale skin of the Loner,
And enterprises of having parties and getting laid
With this fear we lock our basement doors,
And prep the bottle of hand cream.
I see what you did there.
