Dear Forumwarriors,

Evil Trout does not know how to spell “non-disclosure agreement” (NDA) so I don’t have to fear corrupt Russian policemen farmers to pursuit me. So here are a few interesting secrets from exclusive forum:

– there will be new special attacks, directly adapted from Xbox

– lemon scoops are going to be rewarded based on the temperature of your fingers

– the aim is to make the game easier to make it more accessible to new players

– Forumwarz will be directly connected to 4chan through an API so that it feels even more like /b/

– Evil Trout can’t trust 80 people not to leak the URL

– you will be able to throw equipment and .moar files at threads (Evil Trout’s answer to the andy male reproductive organ related complaints)

– Forumwarz is ****

– Acid Flux is a fabulous person

/discuss