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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Leapfrog is a good game, lots of fun. It goes like this. You put out the light so it’s dark. You sit or stand wherever you want, and one guy gets up on the stove. He sits there, sits, and then – bam, he jumps down with an earsplitting yell! If he lands on one of the guests, he’ll always knock him over, give him a bruising or pull an arm out of joint or something. If he misses – then he might break a rib: the stove is high. You can hit a stool in the dark – ouch! Or hit your head on the table. If he doesn’t crash, he gets back up on the stove. If he’s out of the game, the others are impatient: my turn, my turn, I get to jump this time! The squeals, shouts, laughing – you could **** in your pants it’s so much fun. Then you hit the lights and take a look at the damage. There’s even more laughter then.


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