Aldo_Anything Posted:

Search for the Whizzinator. I heard about that thing when a wrestler used it and got caught. It’s like a pump that you wear under yur shorts. You even get male reproductive organes in different skin colors to make it look authentic. You still need a buddy with clean pee.

There’s a few problems with that. One is having to wait for the product to ship, another is finding clean ****, and the third is temperature. Some are temperature controlled, but I imagine that gets expensive.

Plus, I don’t need another fake male reproductive organ around the house.