Eggs come from our male reproductive organes, but Nintendo had to cut them off so they have to go through our pooper. It’s so much more painful. On that note, when we’re double jumping we’re just trying to relieve the burning sensation in our bums. *yoshidoublejumpingsound*

Normal Yoshis poop eggs according to what color their own skin is, but as for me…well, I’m too high on the damn mushrooms, but I can tell you my eggs are psychedelic, man. Hup…whoooa…