(04:37:02 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and I’m your jailbait

(04:37:11 PM) Kittiejenn: ahaha ok

(04:37:28 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: Dinosaurs don’t go in their!

(04:37:47 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: They’ll drown in all the wetness!

(04:41:01 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: so lemme explain

(04:41:08 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: I scootered over to your house

(04:41:24 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and your mom said you were upstairs

(04:41:35 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: so I went in and I sat down beside you

(04:41:41 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and watched you post stuff

(04:41:45 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and said sup

(04:42:03 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and then we played house with dinosaur figures

(04:42:17 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: I was the dad and you were the aunt

(04:42:29 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: but we had a threesome with triceratops mom

(04:42:49 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and I got hard and you touched my pants

(04:43:02 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: and you took out my male reproductive organ and then your mom said NO kj

(04:43:10 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: play with your dinosaurs instead

(04:43:27 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: so you pulled down pants and put dinosaurs on the inside

(04:45:22 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: lol sup

(04:46:41 PM) Kittiejenn: what

(04:47:23 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: thats how it happened

(04:47:33 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: I also just microwaved a cheeseburger pizza

(04:47:50 PM) Kittiejenn: lmao k

(04:49:41 PM) me@gmail.com/Home: “rawr I am tyrannasaurus dad, and imho, aunt brontosaurus should take pants off now”